Battle #1674 (F): JamPai, Jac vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Jack is gathering energy. Jack gains 39 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 740/1281 MP: 529/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 656/705 MP: 58/109 Str: 43 Agi: 15 Int: 39 Paralyzed (1)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 804/1250 MP: 138/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 6/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 157/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 75 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 702/1281 MP: 487/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 656/705 MP: 58/109 Str: 43 Agi: 15 Int: 39 Paralyzed (1)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 729/1250 MP: 166/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 6/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 157/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 326 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 376/1281 MP: 487/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 656/705 MP: 58/109 Str: 43 Agi: 15 Int: 39 Paralyzed (1)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 679/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 6/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 172/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy spews toxic goo all over Jack! Jack becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 376/1281 MP: 487/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 656/705 MP: 58/109 Str: 38 Agi: 15 Int: 39 Diseased (30) Paralyzed (1)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 679/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 145/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy advances!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Bugsy's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 376/1281 MP: 487/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 656/705 MP: 65/109 Str: 38 Agi: 15 Int: 39 Diseased (30) Paralyzed (1)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 679/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 145/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Jack!
Battle!

Jack viciously canes Mugsy with a peppermint stick! CRITICAL HIT!

Mugsy takes 36 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Mugsy's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 376/1281 MP: 519/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 646/705 MP: 39/109 Str: 38 Agi: 37 Int: 39 Diseased (29)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 679/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 464/500 MP: 0/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Goodwill (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 145/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Slimesworth and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 475 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 338/1281 MP: 372/630 Str: 95 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 646/705 MP: 39/109 Str: 38 Agi: 37 Int: 39 Diseased (29)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 204/1250 MP: 154/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 464/500 MP: 0/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Goodwill (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 145/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 91 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 247/1281 MP: 372/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 646/705 MP: 39/109 Str: 38 Agi: 37 Int: 39 Diseased (29)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 204/1250 MP: 58/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 464/500 MP: 0/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Goodwill (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 160/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Bugsy for the next attack!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Jack.

Jack takes 64 damage! Jack feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 247/1281 MP: 372/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 582/705 MP: 39/109 Str: 38 Agi: 14 Int: 39 Diseased (29) Paralyzed (2)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 204/1250 MP: 58/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 464/500 MP: 20/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Goodwill (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 116/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Mugsy is gathering energy. Mugsy gains 150 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 247/1281 MP: 372/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 582/705 MP: 46/109 Str: 38 Agi: 14 Int: 39 Diseased (29) Paralyzed (2)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 204/1250 MP: 58/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 464/500 MP: 170/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Goodwill (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 116/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Jack is just getting started!
Battle!

Jack whacks Mugsy with a candy cane.

Mugsy takes 24 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Mugsy's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 247/1281 MP: 404/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 572/705 MP: 20/109 Str: 38 Agi: 14 Int: 39 Diseased (28) Paralyzed (1)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 204/1250 MP: 58/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 440/500 MP: 170/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Goodwill (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 116/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 172 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 209/1281 MP: 308/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 572/705 MP: 20/109 Str: 38 Agi: 14 Int: 39 Diseased (28) Paralyzed (1)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 32/1250 MP: 86/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 440/500 MP: 170/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Goodwill (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 116/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 145 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimesworth collapses!

James Paige	Status HP: 64/1281 MP: 308/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 572/705 MP: 20/109 Str: 38 Agi: 14 Int: 39 Diseased (28) Paralyzed (1)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Mugsy	Status HP: 440/500 MP: 170/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Goodwill (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 131/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Bugsy do next?
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into Jack and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Jack takes 41 damage! Bugsy starts sapping Jack's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 64/1281 MP: 308/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 531/705 MP: 20/109 Str: 38 Agi: 14 Int: 39 Sapped (4) Diseased (28) Paralyzed (1)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Mugsy	Status HP: 440/500 MP: 190/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Goodwill (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 111/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (3) Sapping (4) Mirror Sheen (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 64/1281 MP: 308/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Jack	Status HP: 531/705 MP: 27/109 Str: 38 Agi: 14 Int: 39 Sapped (4) Diseased (28) Paralyzed (1)
Candy Cane Knight's Helm

Mugsy	Status HP: 440/500 MP: 156/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Goodwill (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 674/700 MP: 186/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (3) Sapping (4) Mirror Sheen (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Jack draws near! What do you do?
Battle!