Battle #1669 (F): JamPai, los vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens James Paige. CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 170 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1111/1281 MP: 391/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (7)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 342/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (2) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 14/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 107/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 71 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1040/1281 MP: 391/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Roughed Up (7)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 342/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (2) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 34/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 67/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 1040/1281 MP: 419/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Roughed Up (7)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 342/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (2) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 192/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 243 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1002/1281 MP: 323/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Roughed Up (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 99/1250 MP: 154/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (2) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 192/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Go!
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 124 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 878/1281 MP: 323/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Roughed Up (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 99/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (1) Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 207/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Bugsy spews toxic goo all over James Paige! James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 878/1281 MP: 323/630 Str: 71 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Roughed Up (6) Diseased (30)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 99/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (1) Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 20/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 180/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Slimesworth. Slimesworth is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 878/1281 MP: 351/630 Str: 71 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Roughed Up (6) Diseased (30)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 224/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (1) Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 11/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 180/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 91 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 830/1281 MP: 309/630 Str: 71 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Roughed Up (5) Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 133/1250 MP: 142/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (1) Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 11/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 180/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 298 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 532/1281 MP: 309/630 Str: 71 Agi: 160 Int: 144 Roughed Up (5) Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 83/1250 MP: 102/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 11/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 195/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 76 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 456/1281 MP: 309/630 Str: 71 Agi: 64 Int: 144 Roughed Up (5) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 83/1250 MP: 102/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 31/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 151/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 456/1281 MP: 309/630 Str: 71 Agi: 64 Int: 144 Roughed Up (5) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 83/1250 MP: 130/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 9/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 151/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (2) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Go!
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 141 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 315/1281 MP: 309/630 Str: 71 Agi: 64 Int: 144 Roughed Up (5) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 83/1250 MP: 90/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 9/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 166/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (2) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Bugsy.
Battle!

Bugsy bashes James Paige over the head with the idiot stick. (James Paige had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 247 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 68/1281 MP: 309/630 Str: 71 Agi: 64 Int: 129 Roughed Up (5) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 83/1250 MP: 90/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 29/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 126/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1) Looking Sharp (1) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy advances!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimesworth's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 68/1281 MP: 334/630 Str: 71 Agi: 64 Int: 129 Roughed Up (5) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (29)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 83/1250 MP: 90/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 3/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 126/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1) Looking Sharp (1) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 24 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 20/1281 MP: 290/630 Str: 71 Agi: 64 Int: 129 Roughed Up (4) Paralyzed (1) Diseased (28)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 59/1250 MP: 90/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (5) Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 3/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 141/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1) Looking Sharp (1) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!