Battle #1690 (F): Unc vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1690: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1456/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Slime will spill! Go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 332 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1124/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 156 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1124/1456 MP: 267/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 744/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 331 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1124/1456 MP: 171/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 413/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1124/1456 MP: 195/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 413/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon advances!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 327 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1124/1456 MP: 99/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 86/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Go!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 227 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 897/1456 MP: 123/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 86/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Uncommon focuses its energy and blasts Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 95 damage! Sludgehammer collapses!

Uncommon	Status HP: 897/1456 MP: 80/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 133 Slimebucks!