Battle #1689 (F): Unc vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1689: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer?

Uncommon	Status HP: 1456/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Priority goes to Sludgehammer. Slime will spill! Go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 511 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 945/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 64 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 945/1456 MP: 302/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 836/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 99 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 945/1456 MP: 258/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 737/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 945/1456 MP: 282/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 737/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 378 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 945/1456 MP: 186/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 359/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 192 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 753/1456 MP: 210/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 359/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon! Go!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 367 damage! Sludgehammer collapses!

Uncommon	Status HP: 753/1456 MP: 114/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 133 Slimebucks!