Battle #1688 (F): Unc vs Slu

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1688: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1456/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First up is Sludgehammer. Let it begin!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 335 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1121/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Uncommon respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 130 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1121/1456 MP: 267/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 770/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 295 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1121/1456 MP: 171/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 475/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1121/1456 MP: 195/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 475/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon advances!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 428 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1121/1456 MP: 99/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 47/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 192 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 929/1456 MP: 123/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 47/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 103 damage! Sludgehammer has been defeated!

Uncommon	Status HP: 929/1456 MP: 53/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 133 Slimebucks!