Battle #1687 (F): Unc vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1687: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer?

Uncommon	Status HP: 1456/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First attacker is Sludgehammer. Come out fighting!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 460 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 996/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Uncommon respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 68 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 996/1456 MP: 302/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 832/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 96 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 996/1456 MP: 258/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 736/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 996/1456 MP: 282/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 736/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon advances!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 378 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 996/1456 MP: 186/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 358/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 215 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 781/1456 MP: 210/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 358/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Uncommon do next?
Battle!

Uncommon rushes forward and stabs Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 45 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 781/1456 MP: 178/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 313/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 204 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 577/1456 MP: 202/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 313/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 345 damage! Sludgehammer submits!

Uncommon	Status HP: 577/1456 MP: 106/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 133 Slimebucks!