Battle #1683 (F): Unc vs Slu

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1683: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1456/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First attacker is Sludgehammer. Let it begin!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 307 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1149/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 164 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1149/1456 MP: 267/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 736/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 298 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1149/1456 MP: 171/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 438/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1149/1456 MP: 195/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 438/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 424 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1149/1456 MP: 99/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 14/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 241 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 908/1456 MP: 123/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 14/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Uncommon leaps high into the air and lands on Sludgehammer!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 49 damage! Sludgehammer falls!

Uncommon	Status HP: 908/1456 MP: 114/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 133 Slimebucks!