Battle #1678 (F): Unc vs Slu

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1678: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1456/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Have at it!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 290 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1166/1456 MP: 322/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Uncommon is up.
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 71 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1166/1456 MP: 302/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 829/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Uncommon fires a strange ray at Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

Uncommon	Status HP: 1166/1456 MP: 272/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 829/900 MP: 19/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1166/1456 MP: 296/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 829/900 MP: 94/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is just getting started!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 77 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1166/1456 MP: 252/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 752/900 MP: 109/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (3) Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 212 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 954/1456 MP: 276/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 752/900 MP: 43/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon advances!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 320 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 954/1456 MP: 180/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 432/900 MP: 58/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 954/1456 MP: 204/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 432/900 MP: 133/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is ready to fight!
Battle!

Uncommon vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 113 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 954/1456 MP: 162/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 319/900 MP: 148/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 155 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 799/1456 MP: 162/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 319/900 MP: 102/333 Str: 200 Agi: 193 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 238 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 561/1456 MP: 186/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 319/900 MP: 36/333 Str: 200 Agi: 193 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon creeps up behind Sludgehammer and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 644 damage! Sludgehammer limps off the battlefield!

Uncommon	Status HP: 561/1456 MP: 39/322 Str: 75 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 133 Slimebucks!