Battle #1677 (F): Only a fool would wear an Assassin's Dirk to a Dummefest

James Paige punches Slimebot GOLEM in the face! FUMBLE!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 9 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 62/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (2) Entranced (3) Shrunk (2) Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (1)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 53/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (17) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 134/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 28 Int: 72 Paralyzed (2) Str Focus (3) Looking Sharp (3) Shrunk (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 491/500 MP: 118/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive punches Slimebot CUSTOM in the face!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 53 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 62/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (2) Entranced (3) Shrunk (2) Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (1)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 347/400 MP: 53/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (17) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 134/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 28 Int: 72 Paralyzed (1) Str Focus (2) Looking Sharp (2) Shrunk (2) Mirror Sheen (4)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 491/500 MP: 133/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Twinconclusive. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 62/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (2) Entranced (3) Shrunk (2) Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (1)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 347/400 MP: 73/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (17) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 134/1358 Str: 233 Agi: 48 Int: 92 Paralyzed (1) Str Focus (2) Looking Sharp (2) Shrunk (2) Mirror Sheen (4) Power Aura (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 491/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM closes its eyes and starts chanting. Slimebot CUSTOM feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 62/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (2) Entranced (3) Shrunk (2) Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (1)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 355/400 MP: 65/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (24) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 152/1358 Str: 233 Agi: 48 Int: 92 Paralyzed (1) Str Focus (2) Looking Sharp (2) Shrunk (2) Mirror Sheen (4) Power Aura (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 491/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive's body jiggles hypnotically. Twinconclusive is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 84/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (2) Entranced (3) Shrunk (2) Looking Sharp (3) Paralyzed (1)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 355/400 MP: 65/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (24) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 156/1358 Str: 233 Agi: 95 Int: 82 Entranced (10) Str Focus (1) Looking Sharp (1) Shrunk (1) Mirror Sheen (3) Power Aura (4)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 491/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige charges its energy to the MAX, then rushes towards Slimebot GOLEM! But James Paige stumbles and releases the energy prematurely! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 212 damage! James Paige is unable to defend the blow! James Paige has been defeated!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 355/400 MP: 65/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (24) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 172/1358 Str: 233 Agi: 95 Int: 82 Entranced (10) Str Focus (1) Looking Sharp (1) Shrunk (1) Mirror Sheen (3) Power Aura (4)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 279/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot CUSTOM.

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 250 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM drops its guard!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 105/400 MP: 65/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Off Guard (2) Meditation (24) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 116/1358 Str: 207 Agi: 158 Int: 136 Entranced (9) Mirror Sheen (2) Power Aura (3)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 279/500 MP: 119/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Next up is Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive is covered with a metallic sheen.

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 105/400 MP: 85/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Off Guard (2) Meditation (24) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 116/1358 Str: 207 Agi: 158 Int: 136 Entranced (9) Shield (6) Mirror Sheen (2) Power Aura (3)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 279/500 MP: 97/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM donates some slime to Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive is healed!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 13/400 MP: 76/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Off Guard (1) Meditation (23) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 143/1358 Str: 207 Agi: 158 Int: 136 Entranced (9) Shield (6) Mirror Sheen (2) Power Aura (3)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 279/500 MP: 97/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and hammers Slimebot CUSTOM with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 534 damage! Slimebot CUSTOM drops its guard! Slimebot CUSTOM surrenders!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 87/1358 Str: 207 Agi: 158 Int: 136 Entranced (8) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (1) Power Aura (2)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 279/500 MP: 97/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Twinconclusive's team wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 95 Slimebucks!
Slimebot GOLEM wins 182 Slimebucks!