Battle #1677 (F): Only a fool would wear an Assassin's Dirk to a Dummefest

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #1677: James Paige, Slimebot CUSTOM vs Slimebot GOLEM, Twinconclusive!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 50/630 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 201
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 50/1358 Str: 190 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

James Paige gets the jump. Let it begin!

James Paige casts a spell on slimeself. James Paige looks stronger!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 72/630 Str: 240 Agi: 128 Int: 160 Str Focus (5)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 74/1358 Str: 190 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on slimeself. Twinconclusive looks stronger!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 72/630 Str: 240 Agi: 128 Int: 160 Str Focus (5)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 66/1358 Str: 285 Agi: 96 Int: 96 Str Focus (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

What will Slimebot GOLEM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Twinconclusive's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 72/630 Str: 240 Agi: 128 Int: 160 Str Focus (5)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 66/1358 Str: 285 Agi: 96 Int: 96 Str Focus (5) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

What will Slimebot CUSTOM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM's body jiggles hypnotically. James Paige is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 102/630 Str: 240 Agi: 118 Int: 150 Str Focus (5) Entranced (6)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 55/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 66/1358 Str: 285 Agi: 96 Int: 96 Str Focus (5) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at slimeself. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 72/630 Str: 180 Agi: 88 Int: 112 Str Focus (4) Entranced (5) Shrunk (4)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 55/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 85/1358 Str: 285 Agi: 96 Int: 96 Str Focus (5) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fires a strange ray at slimeself. Twinconclusive looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 72/630 Str: 180 Agi: 88 Int: 112 Str Focus (4) Entranced (5) Shrunk (4)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 55/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 65/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 72 Int: 72 Str Focus (4) Looking Sharp (4) Shrunk (4)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Twinconclusive is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 72/630 Str: 180 Agi: 88 Int: 112 Str Focus (4) Entranced (5) Shrunk (4)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 65/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 65/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 72 Int: 72 Str Focus (4) Looking Sharp (4) Shrunk (4) Mirror Sheen (6)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 94/630 Str: 180 Agi: 88 Int: 112 Str Focus (4) Entranced (5) Shrunk (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 65/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 72 Int: 72 Str Focus (4) Looking Sharp (4) Shrunk (4) Mirror Sheen (6)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into slimeself.

James Paige takes 97 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 50/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (3) Entranced (4) Shrunk (3) Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (2)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 65/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 72 Int: 72 Str Focus (4) Looking Sharp (4) Shrunk (4) Mirror Sheen (6)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 50/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (3) Entranced (4) Shrunk (3) Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (2)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 39/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 79/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 72 Int: 72 Str Focus (4) Looking Sharp (4) Shrunk (4) Mirror Sheen (6)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 137/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into slimeself.

Twinconclusive takes 95 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 50/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (3) Entranced (4) Shrunk (3) Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (2)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 49/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 45/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 28 Int: 72 Paralyzed (2) Str Focus (3) Looking Sharp (3) Shrunk (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 137/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM achieves Nirvana! Slimebot CUSTOM feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 50/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (3) Entranced (4) Shrunk (3) Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (2)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 41/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (10) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 45/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 28 Int: 72 Paralyzed (2) Str Focus (3) Looking Sharp (3) Shrunk (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 152/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 50/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (3) Entranced (4) Shrunk (3) Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (2)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (10) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 120/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 28 Int: 72 Paralyzed (2) Str Focus (3) Looking Sharp (3) Shrunk (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 118/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM closes its eyes and starts chanting. Slimebot CUSTOM feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1184/1281 MP: 72/630 Str: 180 Agi: 35 Int: 112 Str Focus (3) Entranced (4) Shrunk (3) Looking Sharp (4) Paralyzed (2)
Slimesword Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 53/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (17) Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1562/1657 MP: 120/1358 Str: 213 Agi: 28 Int: 72 Paralyzed (2) Str Focus (3) Looking Sharp (3) Shrunk (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Slimehold Gavel Atlas Armband

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 118/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!