Battle #1675 (F): JamPai, For vs Sli, Mug, Bug

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1675: James Paige, Fortis vs Mugsy, Bugsy, Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 630/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 741/741 MP: 50/177 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige gets the jump. And... go!

James Paige splits in two and taps on Slimesworth from both directions. Slimesworth drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 580/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 741/741 MP: 50/177 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth advances!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 580/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 741/741 MP: 50/177 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into Fortis and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Fortis takes 33 damage! Bugsy starts sapping Fortis's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 580/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 708/741 MP: 50/177 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Sapped (4)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 580/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 708/741 MP: 57/177 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Sapped (4)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Fortis is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Fortis rolls into a ball and barrels towards Slimesworth!

Slimesworth takes 32 damage!

Mugsy yawns.

Bugsy takes 42 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 612/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 708/741 MP: 0/177 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Sapped (3)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1218/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 658/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 157 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 516/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 708/741 MP: 0/177 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Sapped (3)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1061/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 658/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens Fortis. CRITICAL HIT!

Fortis takes 216 damage! Fortis doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 516/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 492/741 MP: 0/177 Str: 49 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Sapped (3) Roughed Up (7)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1061/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (4) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 658/700 MP: 60/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 516/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 492/741 MP: 0/177 Str: 49 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Sapped (3) Roughed Up (7)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1061/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (4) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 68/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 658/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Mugsy!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Slimesworth. Slimesworth looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 516/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 492/741 MP: 7/177 Str: 49 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Sapped (3) Roughed Up (7)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1061/1250 MP: 275/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (4) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 34/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 658/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Fortis is up.
Battle!

Fortis is gathering energy. Fortis gains 35 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 536/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 470/741 MP: 30/177 Str: 49 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1061/1250 MP: 275/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (4) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 34/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 658/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 61 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 494/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 470/741 MP: 30/177 Str: 49 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1000/1250 MP: 303/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (4) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 34/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 658/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into Fortis!

Fortis takes 120 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 494/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 350/741 MP: 30/177 Str: 49 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 263/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (3) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 34/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 658/700 MP: 53/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Bugsy fires a strange ray at Fortis. Fortis looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 494/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 350/741 MP: 30/177 Str: 36 Agi: 33 Int: 26 Shrunk (4) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 263/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (3) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 658/700 MP: 35/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Bugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 494/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 104 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Fortis	Status HP: 350/741 MP: 35/177 Str: 36 Agi: 33 Int: 26 Shrunk (4) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 950/1250 MP: 263/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (3) Shield (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 658/700 MP: 35/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Fortis for the next attack!
Battle!