Battle #1676 (F): Fight "The Man"

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1676: James Paige vs Bugsy, Slimesworth, Mugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 630/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige goes first. Have at it!

James Paige splits in two and taps on Slimesworth from both directions. Slimesworth drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 580/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimesworth do next?
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 580/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 61 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1220/1281 MP: 580/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 144
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1220/1281 MP: 608/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 144
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Slimesworth and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 156 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1220/1281 MP: 529/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 144
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1094/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4) Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 40/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Bugsy.
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1220/1281 MP: 529/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 93 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1094/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4) Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 68/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 6/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Slimesworth is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1220/1281 MP: 529/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 93 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1094/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4) Off Guard (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 6/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth advances!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 63 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1157/1281 MP: 547/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 93 Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1094/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3) Off Guard (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 6/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 273 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1119/1281 MP: 451/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 93 Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 821/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3) Off Guard (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Bugsy is up.
Battle!

Bugsy is gathering energy. Bugsy gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1119/1281 MP: 451/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 93 Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 821/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3) Off Guard (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 96/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Slimesworth. Slimesworth is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 1119/1281 MP: 451/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 93 Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 946/1250 MP: 178/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3) Off Guard (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 35/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 96/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 74 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1045/1281 MP: 469/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 93 Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 946/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (3) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 35/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 96/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 93 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1007/1281 MP: 427/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 93 Roughed Up (2) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 853/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (3) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 35/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 111/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Bugsy fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1007/1281 MP: 427/630 Str: 57 Agi: 120 Int: 69 Shrunk (4) Roughed Up (2) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 853/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (3) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 55/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 81/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!