Battle #1667 (F): JamPai, SliCUS vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Bugsy bashes James Paige over the head with the idiot stick. (James Paige had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 178 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 645/1281 MP: 116/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 83 Sapped (2) Roughed Up (2) Stupefied (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Shield (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 343/700 MP: 123/250 Str: 80 Agi: 115 Int: 65 Sapping (2) Shield (1) Entranced (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy advances!
Battle!

Mugsy is gathering energy. Mugsy gains 150 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 645/1281 MP: 132/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 83 Sapped (2) Roughed Up (2) Stupefied (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 172/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Shield (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 343/700 MP: 123/250 Str: 80 Agi: 115 Int: 65 Sapping (2) Shield (1) Entranced (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Bugsy.

Bugsy takes 34 damage! Bugsy bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 607/1281 MP: 62/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 127 Sapped (1) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 172/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Shield (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 309/700 MP: 136/250 Str: 80 Agi: 115 Int: 65 Sapping (2) Slime Loss (4) Shield (1) Entranced (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 607/1281 MP: 62/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 127 Sapped (1) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 192/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Shield (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 269/700 MP: 120/250 Str: 80 Agi: 115 Int: 65 Sapping (1) Slime Loss (3) Entranced (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Bugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 607/1281 MP: 87/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 127 Sapped (1) Roughed Up (1) Off Guard (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 148/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Shield (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 269/700 MP: 120/250 Str: 80 Agi: 115 Int: 65 Sapping (1) Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (6) Entranced (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 127 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 569/1281 MP: 202/630 Str: 95 Agi: 160 Int: 127 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 148/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Shield (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 269/700 MP: 133/250 Str: 80 Agi: 115 Int: 65 Sapping (1) Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (6) Entranced (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Bugsy jabs James Paige with a straw.

James Paige takes 31 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 538/1281 MP: 202/630 Str: 95 Agi: 160 Int: 127 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 168/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Shield (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 229/700 MP: 125/250 Str: 80 Agi: 115 Int: 65 Slime Loss (2) Mirror Sheen (5) Entranced (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Mugsy. A glow surrounds Bugsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 538/1281 MP: 227/630 Str: 95 Agi: 160 Int: 127 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 135/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (5) Shield (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 229/700 MP: 125/250 Str: 100 Agi: 135 Int: 85 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (2) Mirror Sheen (5) Entranced (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Bugsy in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 88 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 538/1281 MP: 185/630 Str: 95 Agi: 160 Int: 127 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 135/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (5) Shield (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 141/700 MP: 142/250 Str: 100 Agi: 135 Int: 85 Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (2) Mirror Sheen (5) Entranced (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 53 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 485/1281 MP: 185/630 Str: 95 Agi: 64 Int: 127 Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 159/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (5) Shield (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 101/700 MP: 98/250 Str: 100 Agi: 135 Int: 85 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (1) Mirror Sheen (4) Entranced (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Bugsy's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 485/1281 MP: 185/630 Str: 95 Agi: 64 Int: 127 Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 133/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (4) Shield (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 101/700 MP: 115/250 Str: 100 Agi: 135 Int: 85 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (1) Mirror Sheen (4) Entranced (3) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Bugsy spews toxic goo all over James Paige! James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 485/1281 MP: 185/630 Str: 90 Agi: 64 Int: 127 Diseased (30) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 157/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (4) Shield (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 61/700 MP: 88/250 Str: 100 Agi: 135 Int: 85 Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (3) Entranced (2) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Mugsy!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 485/1281 MP: 210/630 Str: 90 Agi: 64 Int: 127 Diseased (30) Paralyzed (2) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 135/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 61/700 MP: 88/250 Str: 100 Agi: 135 Int: 85 Power Aura (3) Shield (6) Mirror Sheen (3) Entranced (2) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 475/1281 MP: 230/630 Str: 90 Agi: 160 Int: 127 Diseased (29) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 135/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 61/700 MP: 88/250 Str: 100 Agi: 135 Int: 85 Power Aura (3) Shield (6) Mirror Sheen (3) Entranced (2) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Bugsy and stabs Bugsy in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 194 damage! Bugsy is defeated!

James Paige	Status HP: 465/1281 MP: 134/630 Str: 90 Agi: 160 Int: 127 Diseased (28)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 159/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

What will Mugsy do next?
Battle!