Battle #1666 (F): JamPai, SliGOL vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1666: James Paige, Slimebot GOLEM vs Mugsy, Bugsy, Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 630/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First attacker is James Paige. Ready? Fight!

James Paige grievously wounds Slimesworth! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 167 damage! Slimesworth bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 526/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1083/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (7)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1281 MP: 526/630 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 161
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1043/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 62 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1219/1281 MP: 526/630 Str: 96 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1043/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto James Paige. James Paige is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1219/1281 MP: 526/630 Str: 96 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Shield (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1043/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1219/1281 MP: 526/630 Str: 96 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Shield (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1043/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 60 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1159/1281 MP: 526/630 Str: 76 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Roughed Up (4) Shield (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1003/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 36/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Bugsy is up.
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Slimebot GOLEM. Slimebot GOLEM becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1159/1281 MP: 526/630 Str: 76 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Roughed Up (4) Shield (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 58/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (20) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1003/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 9/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to James Paige. James Paige gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1159/1281 MP: 601/630 Str: 76 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Roughed Up (4) Shield (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1003/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 68/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 9/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Slimesworth is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1159/1281 MP: 630/630 Str: 76 Agi: 64 Int: 161 Roughed Up (4) Shield (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1003/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 9/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 1121/1281 MP: 630/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (3) Shield (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1003/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 9/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 176 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1083/1281 MP: 534/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (2) Shield (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 827/1250 MP: 178/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 9/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimesworth launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 246 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 837/1281 MP: 534/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (2) Shield (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 737/1250 MP: 138/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 24/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Bugsy is gathering energy. Bugsy gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 837/1281 MP: 534/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (2) Shield (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 490/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (19) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 737/1250 MP: 138/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 99/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 837/1281 MP: 534/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (2) Shield (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 480/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 737/1250 MP: 138/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 99/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!