Battle #1666 (F): JamPai, SliGOL vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 837/1281 MP: 566/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (2) Shield (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 480/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 737/1250 MP: 138/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4) Shield (6) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 99/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 65 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 799/1281 MP: 524/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (1) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 480/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 672/1250 MP: 166/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4) Shield (6) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 99/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimesworth.
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 70 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 729/1281 MP: 524/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (1) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 480/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Diseased (18) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 582/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 114/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Bugsy for the next attack!
Battle!

Bugsy tells Slimebot GOLEM an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Slimebot GOLEM's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 729/1281 MP: 524/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (1) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 480/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 48 Diseased (18) Stupefied (6) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 582/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM achieves Nirvana! Slimebot GOLEM feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 729/1281 MP: 524/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (1) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 470/500 MP: 14/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 98 Diseased (17) Stupefied (5) Meditation (10) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 582/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 42/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimesworth's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 729/1281 MP: 556/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Roughed Up (1) Shield (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 470/500 MP: 14/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 98 Diseased (17) Stupefied (5) Meditation (10) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 582/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 16/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Slimesworth and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 419 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 691/1281 MP: 409/630 Str: 95 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Shield (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 470/500 MP: 14/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 98 Diseased (17) Stupefied (5) Meditation (10) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 163/1250 MP: 154/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 16/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimesworth for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens James Paige. CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 147 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 544/1281 MP: 409/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Shield (2) Roughed Up (7) Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 470/500 MP: 14/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 98 Diseased (17) Stupefied (5) Meditation (10) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 123/1250 MP: 58/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 16/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 95/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps Slimebot GOLEM from behind. Slimebot GOLEM drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 544/1281 MP: 409/630 Str: 76 Agi: 160 Int: 161 Shield (2) Roughed Up (7) Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 470/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 45 Agi: 75 Int: 98 Diseased (17) Off Guard (4) Stupefied (5) Meditation (10) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 123/1250 MP: 58/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 16/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 67/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

James Paige	Status HP: 544/1281 MP: 409/630 Str: 96 Agi: 180 Int: 181 Shield (2) Roughed Up (7) Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 460/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 65 Agi: 95 Int: 118 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Meditation (9) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 123/1250 MP: 58/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 67/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Mugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Mugsy is gathering energy. Mugsy gains 150 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 544/1281 MP: 445/630 Str: 96 Agi: 180 Int: 181 Shield (2) Roughed Up (7) Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 460/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 65 Agi: 95 Int: 118 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Meditation (9) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 123/1250 MP: 58/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 186/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 67/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimesworth. A glow surrounds Mugsy. A glow surrounds Bugsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 506/1281 MP: 412/630 Str: 96 Agi: 180 Int: 181 Shield (1) Roughed Up (6) Looking Sharp (2) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 460/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 65 Agi: 95 Int: 118 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Meditation (9) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 123/1250 MP: 90/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (2) Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 186/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 67/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (2) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 110 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 396/1281 MP: 412/630 Str: 96 Agi: 180 Int: 181 Shield (1) Roughed Up (6) Looking Sharp (2) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 460/500 MP: 0/250 Str: 65 Agi: 95 Int: 118 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Meditation (9) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 83/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (1) Shield (3) Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 186/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 86/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (2) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 396/1281 MP: 412/630 Str: 96 Agi: 180 Int: 181 Off Guard (4) Shield (1) Roughed Up (6) Looking Sharp (2) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 460/500 MP: 23/250 Str: 65 Agi: 95 Int: 118 Diseased (16) Off Guard (3) Stupefied (4) Meditation (9) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 83/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (1) Shield (3) Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 186/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 58/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot GOLEM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto slimeself. Slimebot GOLEM is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 396/1281 MP: 412/630 Str: 96 Agi: 180 Int: 181 Off Guard (4) Shield (1) Roughed Up (6) Looking Sharp (2) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 1/250 Str: 65 Agi: 95 Int: 118 Diseased (15) Off Guard (2) Stupefied (3) Meditation (8) Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4) Shield (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimesworth	Status HP: 83/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (1) Shield (3) Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 210/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 58/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Shield (1) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!