Battle #1663 (F): Twi vs Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1663: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1657/1657 MP: 679/679 Str: 90 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Priority goes to Sludgehammer. Come out fighting!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 329 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1328/1657 MP: 679/679 Str: 90 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rushes forward and stabs Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 33 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1328/1657 MP: 647/679 Str: 90 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 867/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1328/1657 MP: 671/679 Str: 90 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 867/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 149 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1328/1657 MP: 616/679 Str: 90 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 718/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Battle!

Twinconclusive deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 385 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1328/1657 MP: 520/679 Str: 90 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 333/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 194 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1134/1657 MP: 544/679 Str: 90 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 333/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 133 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1134/1657 MP: 502/679 Str: 90 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 200/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 253 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 881/1657 MP: 526/679 Str: 90 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 200/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive creeps up behind Sludgehammer and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 960 damage! Sludgehammer collapses!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 881/1657 MP: 379/679 Str: 90 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 121 Slimebucks!