Battle #1662 (F): JamPai, SliTRI vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Slimesworth springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 136 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 866/1278 MP: 297/628 Str: 76 Agi: 159 Int: 144 Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 30/1250 MP: 10/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 160/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 611/700 MP: 152/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1) Shield (6) Diseased (27) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy steps forward.
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 866/1278 MP: 297/628 Str: 76 Agi: 159 Int: 93 Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 30/1250 MP: 10/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 180/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 601/700 MP: 118/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5) Diseased (26) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Slimesworth. Slimesworth is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 866/1278 MP: 315/628 Str: 76 Agi: 159 Int: 93 Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Slimesworth	Status HP: 155/1250 MP: 10/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 171/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 601/700 MP: 118/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5) Diseased (26) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 178 damage! Slimesworth has been eliminated!

James Paige	Status HP: 828/1278 MP: 219/628 Str: 76 Agi: 159 Int: 93 Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 171/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 601/700 MP: 133/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5) Diseased (26) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Bugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 59 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 769/1278 MP: 219/628 Str: 76 Agi: 159 Int: 83 Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 191/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 591/700 MP: 93/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4) Diseased (25) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Mugsy do next?
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 769/1278 MP: 235/628 Str: 76 Agi: 159 Int: 83 Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 157/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 591/700 MP: 218/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4) Diseased (25) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Bugsy in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 55 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 731/1278 MP: 193/628 Str: 95 Agi: 159 Int: 83 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 157/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 536/700 MP: 233/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4) Diseased (25) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy steps forward.
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 65 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 666/1278 MP: 193/628 Str: 95 Agi: 63 Int: 83 Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 177/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 526/700 MP: 189/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (3) Diseased (24)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Mugsy do next?
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Bugsy. Bugsy is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 666/1278 MP: 193/628 Str: 95 Agi: 63 Int: 83 Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 168/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 651/700 MP: 204/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (3) Diseased (24)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 666/1278 MP: 193/628 Str: 90 Agi: 63 Int: 83 Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 188/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 641/700 MP: 177/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (2) Diseased (23)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy! Go!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Bugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 666/1278 MP: 209/628 Str: 90 Agi: 63 Int: 83 Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (2) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 144/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 641/700 MP: 177/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (2) Diseased (23)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 656/1278 MP: 220/628 Str: 90 Agi: 157 Int: 83 Stupefied (3) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 144/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 641/700 MP: 177/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (2) Diseased (23)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Bugsy and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 393 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 646/1278 MP: 73/628 Str: 90 Agi: 157 Int: 83 Stupefied (2) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 144/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 248/700 MP: 192/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (2) Diseased (23)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 50 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 596/1278 MP: 73/628 Str: 90 Agi: 157 Int: 74 Stupefied (2) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 164/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 238/700 MP: 152/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (1) Diseased (22)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Mugsy for the next attack!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 596/1278 MP: 87/628 Str: 90 Agi: 157 Int: 74 Stupefied (2) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Mugsy	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 130/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 238/700 MP: 250/250 Str: 75 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (1) Diseased (22)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige advances!
Battle!