Battle #1629 (F): JamPai vs Hac, los, For, 8biPon, SliCUS, SliGOL, SliTRI

Fortis shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into James Paige!

James Paige takes 48 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 262/1276 MP: 150/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 141 Diseased (34)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 345/734 MP: 4/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Mirror Sheen (4)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 32/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (2) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 4/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Fortis with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Fortis takes 358 damage! Fortis drops its guard! Fortis limps off the battlefield!

James Paige	Status HP: 252/1276 MP: 32/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 141 Diseased (33)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 32/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (2) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 252/1276 MP: 32/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 141 Diseased (33)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 38/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (2) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 94/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

8bit Pontiff! Go!
Battle!

James Paige sucker-punches the idling 8bit Pontiff!

James Paige	Status HP: 252/1276 MP: 32/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 141 Diseased (33)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 124/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 94/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

James Paige	Status HP: 252/1276 MP: 60/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 141 Diseased (33)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 94/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 135 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 242/1276 MP: 2/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 141 Diseased (32)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 90/500 MP: 113/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Slime Loss (7) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 41 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 201/1276 MP: 2/627 Str: 174 Agi: 65 Int: 141 Diseased (32) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 110/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 50/500 MP: 69/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Slime Loss (6) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 201/1276 MP: 2/627 Str: 174 Agi: 65 Int: 141 Diseased (32) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 76/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 50/500 MP: 213/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Slime Loss (6) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 201/1276 MP: 2/627 Str: 130 Agi: 48 Int: 105 Diseased (32) Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 95/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 10/500 MP: 183/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Slime Loss (5) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 201/1276 MP: 23/627 Str: 130 Agi: 48 Int: 105 Diseased (32) Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 200/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 135/500 MP: 183/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Slime Loss (5) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 191/1276 MP: 46/627 Str: 173 Agi: 159 Int: 140 Diseased (31)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 200/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 135/500 MP: 183/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Slime Loss (5) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige continues its attack!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Slimebot TRICKSTER and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 106 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 181/1276 MP: 2/627 Str: 173 Agi: 159 Int: 140 Diseased (30)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 200/500 MP: 105/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 29/500 MP: 183/250 Str: 70 Agi: 56 Int: 95 Slime Loss (5) Power Aura (3) Paralyzed (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot TRICKSTER's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 181/1276 MP: 2/627 Str: 173 Agi: 159 Int: 140 Diseased (30)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 200/500 MP: 79/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 29/500 MP: 202/250 Str: 70 Agi: 56 Int: 95 Slime Loss (5) Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (5) Paralyzed (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 181/1276 MP: 20/627 Str: 173 Agi: 159 Int: 91 Diseased (30) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 200/500 MP: 79/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER limps off the battlefield! Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimebot GOLEM in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 84 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 171/1276 MP: 8/627 Str: 173 Agi: 159 Int: 91 Diseased (29) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 116/500 MP: 98/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!