Battle #1629 (F): JamPai vs Hac, los, For, 8biPon, SliCUS, SliGOL, SliTRI

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 708/1276 MP: 169/627 Str: 131 Agi: 46 Int: 124 Off Guard (3) Diseased (37) Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (2) Entranced (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 734/734 MP: 48/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (3)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 20/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (5)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 9/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 143/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 100/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

8bit Pontiff! Show us your moves!
Battle!

8bit Pontiff shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into James Paige!

James Paige takes 47 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 661/1276 MP: 169/627 Str: 131 Agi: 46 Int: 124 Off Guard (3) Diseased (37) Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (2) Entranced (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 734/734 MP: 48/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (3)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 5/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (4)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 9/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 158/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 100/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 661/1276 MP: 169/627 Str: 131 Agi: 46 Int: 124 Off Guard (3) Diseased (37) Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (2) Entranced (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 734/734 MP: 48/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (3)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 5/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (4)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 19/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 149/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot CUSTOM!
Battle!

James Paige sucker-punches the idling Slimebot CUSTOM!

James Paige	Status HP: 661/1276 MP: 193/627 Str: 131 Agi: 46 Int: 124 Off Guard (3) Diseased (37) Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (2) Entranced (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 734/734 MP: 48/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (3)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 5/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (4)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 149/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 651/1276 MP: 188/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 175 Off Guard (2) Diseased (36)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 734/734 MP: 55/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (3)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 5/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (4)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 149/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Fortis is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Fortis divides itself in two and rams into James Paige from both sides!

James Paige takes 55 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 596/1276 MP: 223/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 175 Off Guard (2) Diseased (36)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 734/734 MP: 30/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (2)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 5/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (4)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 149/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Fortis.

Fortis takes 180 damage! Fortis drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 586/1276 MP: 157/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 175 Off Guard (1) Diseased (35)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 554/734 MP: 30/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (2) Off Guard (2)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 5/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (4)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 149/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 69/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 45 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 541/1276 MP: 157/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 157 Off Guard (1) Diseased (35)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 554/734 MP: 30/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (2) Off Guard (2)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 11/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (4)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 149/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

8bit Pontiff is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

8bit Pontiff is gathering energy. 8bit Pontiff gains 30 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 541/1276 MP: 157/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 157 Off Guard (1) Diseased (35)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 554/734 MP: 30/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (2) Off Guard (2)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 41/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (3)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 164/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Fortis is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 541/1276 MP: 157/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 157 Off Guard (1) Diseased (35)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 554/734 MP: 37/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (2) Mirror Sheen (6) Off Guard (2)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 41/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (3)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Fortis for the next attack!
Battle!

Fortis splits into four and slams into James Paige from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 137 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 404/1276 MP: 188/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 157 Off Guard (1) Diseased (35)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 554/734 MP: 12/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Off Guard (1)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 41/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (3)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Fortis.

Fortis takes 209 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 394/1276 MP: 122/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 157 Diseased (34)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 345/734 MP: 12/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Off Guard (1)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 41/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (3)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 40 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 354/1276 MP: 122/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 141 Diseased (34)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 345/734 MP: 12/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Off Guard (1)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 47/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (3)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 120/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 4/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

8bit Pontiff is ready to fight!
Battle!

8bit Pontiff shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into James Paige!

James Paige takes 44 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 310/1276 MP: 122/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 141 Diseased (34)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 345/734 MP: 12/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Off Guard (1)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 32/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (2)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 135/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 4/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover 8bit Pontiff's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 310/1276 MP: 122/627 Str: 174 Agi: 163 Int: 141 Diseased (34)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Fortis	Status HP: 345/734 MP: 19/174 Str: 62 Agi: 45 Int: 35 Looking Sharp (1) Mirror Sheen (5) Off Guard (1)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

8bit Pontiff	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 32/72 Str: 42 Agi: 80 Int: 30 Shield (2) Looking Sharp (5)
Slimesword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 300/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 225/500 MP: 4/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Fortis for the next attack!
Battle!