Battle #1632 (F): JamPai vs JudSli

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1632: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold?

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1273 MP: 626/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold gets the jump. Slime will spill! Go!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1273 MP: 626/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 61 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1273 MP: 578/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 938/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Judge Slimehold and stabs Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 160 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1273 MP: 482/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 778/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is our next attacker!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 173 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1100/1273 MP: 513/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 778/999 MP: 369/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 68 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1060/1273 MP: 471/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 710/999 MP: 420/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 272 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 788/1273 MP: 502/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 710/999 MP: 378/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Judge Slimehold and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 385 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 748/1273 MP: 355/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 325/999 MP: 429/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold prepares to attack!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 162 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 586/1273 MP: 383/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 140 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 325/999 MP: 387/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 49 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 546/1273 MP: 339/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 276/999 MP: 438/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Next up is Judge Slimehold.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 121 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 425/1273 MP: 364/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 126 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 276/999 MP: 396/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Judge Slimehold and stabs Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 178 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 385/1273 MP: 268/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 126 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 98/999 MP: 447/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

What will Judge Slimehold do next?
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 129 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 256/1273 MP: 290/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 113 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 98/999 MP: 405/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Judge Slimehold and stabs Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 145 damage! Judge Slimehold has been defeated!

James Paige	Status HP: 216/1273 MP: 194/626 Str: 96 Agi: 160 Int: 113 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 299 Slimebucks!