Battle #1628 (F): A Judge A Day Keeps the Apples Away

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1628: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold!

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1273 MP: 50/626 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

First up is Judge Slimehold. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1273 MP: 85/626 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 44 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1273 MP: 76/626 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1273 MP: 62/626 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 226 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

From the shadows, Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 48 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1225/1273 MP: 107/626 Str: 180 Agi: 180 Int: 226 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 369/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige.

James Paige	Status HP: 1185/1273 MP: 74/626 Str: 200 Agi: 200 Int: 246 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 420/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 100 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1085/1273 MP: 74/626 Str: 200 Agi: 200 Int: 221 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 429/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold finds James Paige worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 485 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 600/1273 MP: 118/626 Str: 200 Agi: 200 Int: 221 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5) Meditation (9)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 319/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold. FUMBLE!

Judge Slimehold looks completely unaffected!

James Paige	Status HP: 560/1273 MP: 74/626 Str: 200 Agi: 200 Int: 221 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 370/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Go!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold passes sentence on James Paige.

James Paige takes 215 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 345/1273 MP: 118/626 Str: 200 Agi: 200 Int: 221 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4) Meditation (8)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 260/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 69 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 305/1273 MP: 83/626 Str: 200 Agi: 200 Int: 221 Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (3) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 886/999 MP: 260/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 221 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 265/1273 MP: 304/626 Str: 200 Agi: 200 Int: 221 Power Aura (2) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 886/999 MP: 311/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is our next attacker!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 149 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 116/1273 MP: 348/626 Str: 200 Agi: 200 Int: 221 Slime Loss (7) Power Aura (2) Meditation (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 886/999 MP: 263/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige finds Judge Slimehold worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 306 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 76/1273 MP: 132/626 Str: 200 Agi: 200 Int: 221 Slime Loss (6) Power Aura (1) Meditation (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 580/999 MP: 314/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Go!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 277 damage! Judge Slimehold is slammed by the force of its own attack! James Paige has been defeated!

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 530/999 MP: 284/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold wins the battle!
Judge Slimehold wins 145 Slimebucks!