Battle #1624 (F): Love Brick Apocalypse

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1624: Spoonweaver vs Sir Goowain!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1717/1717 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is first to attack. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver. FUMBLE!

Spoonweaver shakes off the attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1717/1717 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a mass brick summoning spell! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 119 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 99 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 87 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 103 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1717/1717 MP: 505/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1842/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 65 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1652/1717 MP: 531/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1842/2250 MP: 26/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a mass brick summoning spell! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 97 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 128 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1612/1717 MP: 384/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1617/2250 MP: 67/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 159 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1453/1717 MP: 410/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1567/2250 MP: 32/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 67 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 70 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 59 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 67 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1413/1717 MP: 328/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1304/2250 MP: 73/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 136 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1277/1717 MP: 354/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1254/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 68 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 50 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 52 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 57 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 74 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1237/1717 MP: 272/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 953/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 166 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1071/1717 MP: 298/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 903/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 59 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 57 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1031/1717 MP: 216/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 787/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 63 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 968/1717 MP: 242/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 787/2250 MP: 32/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a mass brick summoning spell! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 87 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 97 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 120 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 928/1717 MP: 95/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 483/2250 MP: 73/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 390 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 538/1717 MP: 121/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 433/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Spoonweaver.
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 54 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 498/1717 MP: 39/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 379/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!