Battle #1599 (F): Spo vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1599: Spoonweaver vs Sir Goowain!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1717/1717 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is first to attack. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 61 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1656/1717 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 67 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1616/1717 MP: 634/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2183/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1576/1717 MP: 604/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2183/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (2) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 86 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1490/1717 MP: 627/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2183/2250 MP: 21/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (1) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 104 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1450/1717 MP: 548/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2079/2250 MP: 51/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (5) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 153 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1450/1717 MP: 571/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2079/2250 MP: 209/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (4) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 110 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1410/1717 MP: 492/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1969/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (8) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 79 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1331/1717 MP: 515/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1969/2250 MP: 192/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (7) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is just getting started!
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks smarter!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1331/1717 MP: 497/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1969/2250 MP: 237/500 Str: 92 Agi: 43 Int: 229 Paralyzed (7) Shrunk (1) Int Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 62 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1269/1717 MP: 520/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1969/2250 MP: 202/500 Str: 122 Agi: 57 Int: 305 Paralyzed (6) Int Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver steps forward.
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1269/1717 MP: 490/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1969/2250 MP: 247/500 Str: 91 Agi: 42 Int: 228 Paralyzed (6) Shrunk (4) Int Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 59 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1210/1717 MP: 513/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1969/2250 MP: 212/500 Str: 91 Agi: 42 Int: 228 Paralyzed (5) Shrunk (3) Int Focus (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Spoonweaver do next?
Battle!

Spoonweaver casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks stronger!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1210/1717 MP: 495/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1969/2250 MP: 248/500 Str: 136 Agi: 33 Int: 182 Paralyzed (5) Shrunk (3) Int Focus (3) Str Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 94 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1116/1717 MP: 518/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 118
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1969/2250 MP: 201/500 Str: 136 Agi: 33 Int: 182 Paralyzed (4) Shrunk (2) Int Focus (2) Str Focus (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver prepares to attack!
Battle!