Battle #1598 (F): Spo vs SirGoo

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1598: Spoonweaver vs Sir Goowain!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1717/1717 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First attacker is Sir Goowain. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 61 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1656/1717 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver advances!
Battle!

Spoonweaver channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Spoonweaver's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1616/1717 MP: 626/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Looking Sharp (5) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 163 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1453/1717 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Looking Sharp (5) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 105 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1413/1717 MP: 610/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Looking Sharp (4) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2145/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 320 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1093/1717 MP: 636/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Looking Sharp (4) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2095/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 265 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1053/1717 MP: 540/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Looking Sharp (3) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1830/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 433 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 620/1717 MP: 566/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Looking Sharp (3) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1780/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 493 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 580/1717 MP: 419/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Looking Sharp (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1287/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 57 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 523/1717 MP: 445/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Looking Sharp (2) Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1287/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver! Go!
Battle!

Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 284 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 483/1717 MP: 349/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Looking Sharp (1) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1003/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 373 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 110/1717 MP: 375/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Looking Sharp (1) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 953/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 151 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 70/1717 MP: 322/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 802/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Spoonweaver is up.
Battle!

Spoonweaver madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 66 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 64 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 30/1717 MP: 252/652 Str: 81 Agi: 152 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 542/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 37 damage! Spoonweaver limps off the battlefield!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 542/2250 MP: 81/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 144 Slimebucks!