Battle #1593 (F): Twi vs SirGoo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1593: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1655/1655 MP: 50/678 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 57 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1598/1655 MP: 74/678 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 55 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1558/1655 MP: 54/678 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2195/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sir Goowain. CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 98 damage! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1518/1655 MP: 20/678 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2097/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 119 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1399/1655 MP: 44/678 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2032/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (3) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain. FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain takes 9 damage! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1359/1655 MP: 25/678 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2023/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (6) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 117 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1242/1655 MP: 25/678 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2008/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 135 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1107/1655 MP: 49/678 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1943/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Twinconclusive for the next attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 47 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1655 MP: 29/678 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1896/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sir Goowain. CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 103 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1067/1655 MP: 10/678 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1793/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (8) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 81 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 986/1655 MP: 58/678 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1778/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (7) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 240 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 986/1655 MP: 298/678 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1778/2250 MP: 103/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (7) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 91 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 895/1655 MP: 346/678 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1763/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 523 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 895/1655 MP: 130/678 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1240/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 170 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 725/1655 MP: 178/678 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (1) Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1225/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Twinconclusive for the next attack!
Battle!