Battle #1590 (F): Unc vs OMEMk.XII, CLOMk.XII

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1590: Uncommon vs OMEGA Mk. XIII!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 50/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 1800/1800 MP: 50/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

Uncommon goes first. Have at it!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 140 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 218/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 1800/1800 MP: 70/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

OMEGA Mk. XIII draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XIII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XIII gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 246/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 1800/1800 MP: 170/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

How will Uncommon respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Uncommon tears a structurally superfluous hole out of OMEGA Mk. XIII.

OMEGA Mk. XIII takes 41 damage! OMEGA Mk. XIII bleeds slime!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 188/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 1759/1800 MP: 190/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

OMEGA Mk. XIII is ready to fight!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XIII looks extremely uncomfortable. OMEGA Mk. XIII divides itself into two!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 188/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 839/1800 MP: 15/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 879/900 MP: 17/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII achieves Nirvana! CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII feels smarter!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 216/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 839/1800 MP: 15/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 839/900 MP: 3/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

Uncommon! Go!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind OMEGA Mk. XIII and stabs OMEGA Mk. XIII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XIII takes 229 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 120/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 610/1800 MP: 35/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 839/900 MP: 3/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

OMEGA Mk. XIII is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XIII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XIII gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 120/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 570/1800 MP: 135/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 839/900 MP: 23/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

Next up is CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII.
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII is gathering energy. CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 148/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 570/1800 MP: 135/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 799/900 MP: 123/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (9) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

Uncommon prepares to attack!
Battle!

Uncommon vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes OMEGA Mk. XIII in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XIII takes 81 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 106/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 489/1800 MP: 155/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 799/900 MP: 123/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Meditation (9) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

OMEGA Mk. XIII is just getting started!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XIII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XIII. A barrier surrounds CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII.

Uncommon	Status HP: 1352/1352 MP: 106/320 Str: 145 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 449/1800 MP: 90/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Super Shield (3) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 799/900 MP: 143/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Super Shield (3) Meditation (9) Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII! Go!
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Uncommon with clubs.

Uncommon takes 50 damage! Uncommon doesn't look so good!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1302/1352 MP: 134/320 Str: 116 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 449/1800 MP: 90/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Super Shield (3) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 759/900 MP: 47/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Super Shield (2) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

From the shadows, Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon creeps up behind OMEGA Mk. XIII and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

OMEGA Mk. XIII takes 284 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1262/1352 MP: 92/320 Str: 116 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 165/1800 MP: 110/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Super Shield (3) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 759/900 MP: 47/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Super Shield (2) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

OMEGA Mk. XIII is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XIII launches into the sky, then dives into Uncommon at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 325 damage! OMEGA Mk. XIII is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Uncommon	Status HP: 937/1352 MP: 92/320 Str: 116 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 75/1800 MP: 38/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Super Shield (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 759/900 MP: 67/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Super Shield (2) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

From the shadows, CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII!
Battle!

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 139 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 798/1352 MP: 120/320 Str: 116 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

OMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 75/1800 MP: 38/525 Str: 450 Agi: 100 Int: 100 Super Shield (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

CLONEMEGA Mk. XIII	Status HP: 719/900 MP: 1/262 Str: 225 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Super Shield (1) Meditation (7)
Assassin's Dirk Dinner Plate Mail

What will Uncommon do next?
Battle!