Battle #1579 (F): James vs Hachi's Bot Army

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1579: James Paige vs Slimebot GOLEM, Hachi, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot CUSTOM!

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1273 MP: 50/626 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 50/82 Str: 50 Agi: 40 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige goes first. Ready? Fight!

James Paige sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige.

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1273 MP: 52/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 196 Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 50/82 Str: 50 Agi: 40 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 22 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1251/1273 MP: 52/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 196 Power Aura (5) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 50/82 Str: 50 Agi: 40 Int: 30

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Hachi's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1251/1273 MP: 52/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 196 Power Aura (5) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 50/82 Str: 50 Agi: 40 Int: 30 Looking Sharp (5)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige shakes off the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1251/1273 MP: 52/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 196 Power Aura (5) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 56/82 Str: 50 Agi: 40 Int: 30 Looking Sharp (5)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 56/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Hachi is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Hachi bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige brushes off the attack and laughs!

James Paige	Status HP: 1251/1273 MP: 91/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 196 Power Aura (5) Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 51/82 Str: 50 Agi: 40 Int: 30 Looking Sharp (4)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 56/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1251/1273 MP: 65/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 246 Power Aura (4) Meditation (10) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 51/82 Str: 50 Agi: 40 Int: 30 Looking Sharp (4)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 56/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1251/1273 MP: 65/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 159 Stupefied (6) Power Aura (4) Meditation (10) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 51/82 Str: 50 Agi: 40 Int: 30 Looking Sharp (4)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 56/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Hachi. A glow surrounds Slimebot CUSTOM. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

James Paige	Status HP: 1251/1273 MP: 65/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 159 Stupefied (6) Power Aura (4) Meditation (10) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 51/82 Str: 70 Agi: 60 Int: 50 Power Aura (5) Looking Sharp (4)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 70/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (3) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM jabs James Paige with a straw.

James Paige takes 20 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1231/1273 MP: 65/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 159 Stupefied (6) Power Aura (4) Meditation (10) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 61/82 Str: 70 Agi: 60 Int: 50 Power Aura (5) Looking Sharp (4)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (3) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Hachi is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Hachi leaps high into the air and lands on James Paige!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige bounces away, unharmed.

James Paige	Status HP: 1231/1273 MP: 96/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 159 Stupefied (6) Power Aura (4) Meditation (10) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 56/82 Str: 70 Agi: 60 Int: 50 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (3)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Sapping (3) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1231/1273 MP: 54/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 159 Stupefied (5) Power Aura (3) Meditation (9) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 56/82 Str: 70 Agi: 60 Int: 50 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (3)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 52/250 Str: 52 Agi: 105 Int: 71 Sapping (3) Power Aura (5) Shrunk (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 35 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1196/1273 MP: 54/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 143 Stupefied (5) Power Aura (3) Meditation (9) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 56/82 Str: 70 Agi: 60 Int: 50 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (3)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 52 Agi: 105 Int: 71 Sapping (2) Power Aura (4) Shrunk (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Slimebot CUSTOM. Slimebot CUSTOM is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1196/1273 MP: 54/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 143 Stupefied (5) Power Aura (3) Meditation (9) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 56/82 Str: 70 Agi: 60 Int: 50 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (3)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 64/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (4) Shield (6)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 18/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 52 Agi: 105 Int: 71 Sapping (2) Power Aura (4) Shrunk (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot CUSTOM steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM fires a sharp needle at James Paige.

James Paige looks completely unaffected!

James Paige	Status HP: 1196/1273 MP: 54/626 Str: 185 Agi: 200 Int: 143 Stupefied (5) Power Aura (3) Meditation (9) Sapped (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Hachi	Status HP: 323/323 MP: 66/82 Str: 70 Agi: 60 Int: 50 Power Aura (4) Looking Sharp (3)

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 46/150 Str: 70 Agi: 70 Int: 70 Regeneration (∞) Power Aura (3) Shield (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 18/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 52 Agi: 105 Int: 71 Sapping (2) Power Aura (4) Shrunk (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Hachi is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!