Battle #1573 (F): Spo vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1573: Spoonweaver vs Sir Goowain!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is first to attack. Come out fighting!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Spoonweaver! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 173 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1542/1715 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 195 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1502/1715 MP: 556/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2055/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 150 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1352/1715 MP: 582/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2005/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 66 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1312/1715 MP: 540/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1939/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 327 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 985/1715 MP: 566/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1889/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Spoonweaver creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 464 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 945/1715 MP: 419/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1425/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 132 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 813/1715 MP: 445/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1425/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 773/1715 MP: 441/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1425/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver grievously wounds Sir Goowain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 181 damage! Sir Goowain bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 733/1715 MP: 337/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1244/2250 MP: 86/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Slime Loss (7) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 135 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 598/1715 MP: 363/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1204/2250 MP: 51/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Slime Loss (6) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Spoonweaver madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 77 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 66 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 558/1715 MP: 293/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1061/2250 MP: 81/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Slime Loss (6) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 114 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 444/1715 MP: 319/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 971/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Slime Loss (5) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver! Go!
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 117 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 404/1715 MP: 240/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 854/2250 MP: 76/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (4) Slime Loss (5) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Spoonweaver in the forehead!

Spoonweaver takes 72 damage! Spoonweaver loses a few brain cells!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 332/1715 MP: 263/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 118
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 814/2250 MP: 29/500 Str: 116 Agi: 54 Int: 153 Paralyzed (3) Slime Loss (4) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!