Battle #1572 (F): Spo vs SirGoo

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1572: Spoonweaver vs Sir Goowain!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First attacker is Sir Goowain. Have at it!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 70 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1645/1715 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 63 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1605/1715 MP: 608/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2187/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 429 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1176/1715 MP: 634/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2137/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Spoonweaver do next?
Battle!

Spoonweaver fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1136/1715 MP: 630/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2137/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 104 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1096/1715 MP: 588/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2033/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 320 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 776/1715 MP: 614/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1983/2250 MP: 39/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 283 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 736/1715 MP: 518/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1700/2250 MP: 69/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Spoonweaver! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 174 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 562/1715 MP: 544/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1700/2250 MP: 16/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 430 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 522/1715 MP: 397/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1270/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Spoonweaver at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 297 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 225/1715 MP: 423/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1220/2250 MP: 11/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 261 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 185/1715 MP: 327/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 959/2250 MP: 41/500 Str: 116 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 131 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 54/1715 MP: 327/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 959/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain splits into four and slams into Spoonweaver from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 146 damage! Spoonweaver is defeated!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 959/2250 MP: 26/500 Str: 154 Agi: 180 Int: 204
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 142 Slimebucks!