Battle #1571 (F): Spo vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1571: Spoonweaver vs Sir Goowain!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Priority goes to Sir Goowain. Slime will spill! Go!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Spoonweaver! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 161 damage! Spoonweaver bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1554/1715 MP: 652/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is our next attacker!
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 113 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1514/1715 MP: 599/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2137/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!

Spoonweaver vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 80 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1474/1715 MP: 557/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2057/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 130 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1344/1715 MP: 583/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2007/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 266 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1304/1715 MP: 487/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1741/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 100 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1204/1715 MP: 513/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1691/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Spoonweaver creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 556 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1164/1715 MP: 366/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1135/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 107 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1057/1715 MP: 392/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1135/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Spoonweaver respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 51 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1017/1715 MP: 348/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1084/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 104 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 913/1715 MP: 374/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1084/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Spoonweaver!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 48 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 873/1715 MP: 330/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1036/2250 MP: 103/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 128 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 745/1715 MP: 356/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1036/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 129 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 705/1715 MP: 277/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 907/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (7)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Spoonweaver!

Spoonweaver takes 116 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 589/1715 MP: 303/652 Str: 81 Agi: 142 Int: 132
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 907/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Spoonweaver is ready to fight!
Battle!