Battle #1563 (F): Moneygrubbung

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1563: James Paige, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Mugsy, Slimesworth, Bugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 50/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige gets the jump. And... go!

James Paige rushes forward and stabs Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 24 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 53/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1226/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 53/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1226/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Bugsy.
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into Slimebot TRICKSTER and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 26 damage! Bugsy starts sapping Slimebot TRICKSTER's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 53/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 474/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapped (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1226/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimebot TRICKSTER respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Slimesworth with a straw.

Slimesworth takes 21 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 53/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 474/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapped (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1205/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 88/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 474/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapped (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1205/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 120/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 176 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 264/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 474/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapped (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1205/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 120/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Slimebot TRICKSTER with clubs.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 102 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 264/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 372/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 40 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapped (3) Roughed Up (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1205/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 135/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy spews toxic goo all over Slimebot TRICKSTER! Slimebot TRICKSTER becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 264/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 372/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 35 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapped (3) Diseased (30) Roughed Up (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1205/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 120/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Mugsy an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Mugsy's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 264/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 347/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 35 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapped (2) Diseased (29) Roughed Up (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1205/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 49/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Stupefied (6)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 120/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Bugsy. Bugsy looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 299/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 347/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 35 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapped (2) Diseased (29) Roughed Up (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1205/1250 MP: 150/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 15/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Stupefied (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 245/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 201 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 203/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 347/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 35 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Sapped (2) Diseased (29) Roughed Up (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1004/1250 MP: 178/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 15/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Stupefied (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 245/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimesworth launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 356 damage! Slimesworth is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot TRICKSTER cries out in defeat!

James Paige	Status HP: 1262/1262 MP: 203/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 954/1250 MP: 138/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 15/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Stupefied (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 250/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Bugsy.
Battle!

Bugsy jabs James Paige with a straw.

James Paige takes 27 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1235/1262 MP: 203/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 954/1250 MP: 138/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Stupefied (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 242/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1235/1262 MP: 238/625 Str: 165 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 954/1250 MP: 138/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 6/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 65 Supercharged (∞) Stupefied (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 242/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!