Battle #1558 (F): Twi vs Slu

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1558: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1651/1651 MP: 50/677 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First up is Sludgehammer. Ready? Fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Twinconclusive with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 540 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1111/1651 MP: 74/677 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 83 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1111/1651 MP: 54/677 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 817/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 135 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1111/1651 MP: 20/677 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 682/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1111/1651 MP: 68/677 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 667/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and hammers Sludgehammer with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 618 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1111/1651 MP: 2/677 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 49/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 202 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 909/1651 MP: 50/677 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 34/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive focuses its energy and blasts Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 138 damage! Sludgehammer is vanquished!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 909/1651 MP: 7/677 Str: 280 Agi: 330 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 121 Slimebucks!