Battle #1557 (F): Twi vs SirGoo

Let battle be joined! This is battle #1557: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1651/1651 MP: 677/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain gets the jump. Show us a clean fight!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 155 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1496/1651 MP: 677/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (7)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 50 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1456/1651 MP: 657/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (6)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 97 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1416/1651 MP: 578/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2103/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 137 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1279/1651 MP: 602/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2103/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 42 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1239/1651 MP: 583/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2061/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 137 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1102/1651 MP: 607/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2011/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 43 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1062/1651 MP: 588/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1968/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 122 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 940/1651 MP: 612/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1918/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Twinconclusive for the next attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sir Goowain. CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 100 damage! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 900/1651 MP: 578/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1818/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (4) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 111 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 789/1651 MP: 602/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slow Leak (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 54 damage! Sir Goowain bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 749/1651 MP: 544/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1749/2250 MP: 103/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slime Loss (4) Slow Leak (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Twinconclusive at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 236 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 513/1651 MP: 568/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1644/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slime Loss (3) Slow Leak (2) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 40 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 45 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 42 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 473/1651 MP: 529/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1517/2250 MP: 109/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Slime Loss (3) Slow Leak (2) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 112 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 361/1651 MP: 529/677 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1412/2250 MP: 115/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slime Loss (2) Slow Leak (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!