Battle #1474 (F): Lowering the Bar

James Paige creeps up behind Judge Slimehold and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 385 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 567/1229 MP: 16/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 158
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 188/999 MP: 406/600 Str: 254 Agi: 101 Int: 254 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 53 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 514/1229 MP: 47/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 158 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 188/999 MP: 358/600 Str: 254 Agi: 101 Int: 254 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold. FUMBLE!

Judge Slimehold takes 10 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 474/1229 MP: 3/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 158 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 178/999 MP: 408/600 Str: 254 Agi: 101 Int: 254 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 257 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 217/1229 MP: 31/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 142 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 178/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 254 Agi: 101 Int: 254 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 142 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 177/1229 MP: 173/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 142 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 178/999 MP: 416/600 Str: 254 Agi: 101 Int: 254 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 104 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 73/1229 MP: 201/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 142 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 178/999 MP: 374/600 Str: 254 Agi: 101 Int: 254 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Judge Slimehold with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 243 damage! Judge Slimehold faints!

James Paige	Status HP: 33/1229 MP: 83/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 142 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 314 Slimebucks!
James Paige learns a new attack!
James Paige acquires a new item!