Battle #1474 (F): Lowering the Bar

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1474: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold!

James Paige	Status HP: 1229/1229 MP: 50/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is first to attack. Ready? Fight!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1229/1229 MP: 85/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 34 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1229/1229 MP: 76/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 965/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 176 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1229/1229 MP: 252/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 965/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold prepares to attack!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige. FUMBLE!

James Paige looks completely unaffected!

James Paige	Status HP: 1229/1229 MP: 287/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 965/999 MP: 369/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 40 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1229/1229 MP: 243/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 925/999 MP: 420/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Next up is Judge Slimehold.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 43 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1186/1229 MP: 278/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 925/999 MP: 372/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Judge Slimehold. Judge Slimehold looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1146/1229 MP: 248/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 925/999 MP: 410/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞) Shrunk (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is just getting started!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 110 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1036/1229 MP: 283/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 925/999 MP: 368/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞) Shrunk (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 95 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 996/1229 MP: 204/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 830/999 MP: 406/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Paralyzed (5) Shield (∞) Shrunk (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 113 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 883/1229 MP: 239/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 830/999 MP: 364/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞) Shrunk (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Judge Slimehold and stabs Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 180 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 843/1229 MP: 143/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 650/999 MP: 402/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞) Shrunk (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

From the shadows, Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 133 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 710/1229 MP: 174/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 158 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 650/999 MP: 360/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞) Shrunk (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 77 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 670/1229 MP: 132/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 158
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 573/999 MP: 398/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 191 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞) Shrunk (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

It's time for Judge Slimehold.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 103 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 567/1229 MP: 163/609 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 158
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 573/999 MP: 356/600 Str: 254 Agi: 101 Int: 254 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!