Battle #1445 (F): Hammertime(ier)

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #1445: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 50/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First up is Sludgehammer. Come out fighting!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 665 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 528/1193 MP: 83/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 154 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 528/1193 MP: 37/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 746/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 528/1193 MP: 7/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 746/900 MP: 19/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (4) Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 528/1193 MP: 40/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 746/900 MP: 94/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 166 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 528/1193 MP: 206/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 746/900 MP: 109/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 185 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 343/1193 MP: 239/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 746/900 MP: 43/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 410 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 343/1193 MP: 143/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 336/900 MP: 58/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 343/1193 MP: 176/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 336/900 MP: 133/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 334 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 343/1193 MP: 80/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 2/900 MP: 148/333 Str: 150 Agi: 58 Int: 75 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige. FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 33 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 310/1193 MP: 80/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 2/900 MP: 102/333 Str: 200 Agi: 193 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 546 damage! James Paige drops its guard! James Paige submits!

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 2/900 MP: 36/333 Str: 200 Agi: 193 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer wins the battle!
Sludgehammer wins 152 Slimebucks!