Battle #1443 (F): C'mon Sir Goowain!

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #1443: James Paige, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 50/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is first to attack. And... go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 51 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 83/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 449/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 104 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 4/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 449/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2146/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 37/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166 Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 409/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2146/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 166 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 203/592 Str: 150 Agi: 165 Int: 166 Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 409/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2146/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 203/592 Str: 170 Agi: 185 Int: 186 Looking Sharp (4) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 369/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2146/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 96 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 240/592 Str: 170 Agi: 185 Int: 186 Looking Sharp (4) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 273/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2146/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 65 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 196/592 Str: 170 Agi: 185 Int: 186 Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 273/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2081/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot GOLEM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 142 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 196/592 Str: 170 Agi: 185 Int: 186 Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 233/500 MP: 182/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2081/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 119 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 233/592 Str: 170 Agi: 185 Int: 186 Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 114/500 MP: 182/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2081/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 276 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 137/592 Str: 170 Agi: 185 Int: 186 Looking Sharp (2) Power Aura (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 114/500 MP: 201/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1805/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. James Paige is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 137/592 Str: 170 Agi: 185 Int: 186 Looking Sharp (2) Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 74/500 MP: 157/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1805/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 126 damage! Slimebot GOLEM is vanquished!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 174/592 Str: 170 Agi: 185 Int: 186 Looking Sharp (2) Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1805/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 132 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1193/1193 MP: 132/592 Str: 170 Agi: 185 Int: 186 Looking Sharp (1) Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1673/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 27 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1166/1193 MP: 169/592 Str: 170 Agi: 185 Int: 186 Looking Sharp (1) Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1673/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!