Battle #1438 (F): JamPai, Sur vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Surlaw laughs as it flings bricks!

Slimesworth takes 59 damage!

Bugsy takes 63 damage!

Slimesworth takes 55 damage!

Slimesworth takes 62 damage!

Slimesworth takes 75 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 304/1186 MP: 29/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Diseased (25) Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 72/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 198/1250 MP: 66/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 163/700 MP: 113/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy tells Surlaw an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Surlaw's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 304/1186 MP: 29/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Diseased (25) Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 72/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 75 Stupefied (6)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 198/1250 MP: 94/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 163/700 MP: 79/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimesworth do next?
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 202 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 102/1186 MP: 45/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 81 Diseased (25) Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 72/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 75 Stupefied (6)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 198/1250 MP: 42/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 163/700 MP: 79/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige strangles Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 39 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 57/1186 MP: 3/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 81 Diseased (24) Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 87/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 75 Stupefied (6)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 159/1250 MP: 42/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 163/700 MP: 79/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Surlaw laughs as it flings bricks!

Slimesworth takes 52 damage!

Bugsy takes 80 damage!

Bugsy takes 74 damage!

Slimesworth takes 67 damage!

Slimesworth takes 65 damage! Slimesworth falls!

James Paige	Status HP: 57/1186 MP: 3/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 81 Diseased (24) Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 5/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 75 Stupefied (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Bugsy	Status HP: 9/700 MP: 94/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Bugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Bugsy plants a lightning rod into Surlaw and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Surlaw takes 116 damage! Surlaw feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 57/1186 MP: 19/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 81 Diseased (24) Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1200/1316 MP: 5/366 Str: 157 Agi: 54 Int: 75 Paralyzed (4) Stupefied (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Bugsy	Status HP: 9/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Bugsy in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 69 damage! Bugsy faints!

James Paige	Status HP: 12/1186 MP: 7/587 Str: 145 Agi: 160 Int: 124 Diseased (23)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1200/1316 MP: 5/366 Str: 157 Agi: 54 Int: 75 Paralyzed (4) Stupefied (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

James Paige's team wins the battle!
James Paige wins 270 Slimebucks!
Surlaw wins 279 Slimebucks!