Battle #1438 (F): JamPai, Sur vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 103 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 830/1186 MP: 201/587 Str: 116 Agi: 64 Int: 156 Diseased (29) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 133/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1081/1250 MP: 145/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 182/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 619/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Surlaw.
Battle!

Surlaw madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

Mugsy takes 149 damage!

Mugsy takes 132 damage!

Bugsy takes 160 damage!

Slimesworth takes 100 damage!

Bugsy takes 108 damage!

Mugsy takes 128 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 830/1186 MP: 201/587 Str: 116 Agi: 64 Int: 156 Diseased (29) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 51/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 981/1250 MP: 145/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 91/500 MP: 182/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 351/700 MP: 43/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Bugsy is up.
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 830/1186 MP: 201/587 Str: 116 Agi: 64 Int: 101 Diseased (29) Stupefied (6) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 51/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 981/1250 MP: 145/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 91/500 MP: 202/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 351/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (1) Mirror Sheen (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Mugsy!
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Bugsy. Bugsy is healed! Mugsy is vanquished!

James Paige	Status HP: 830/1186 MP: 221/587 Str: 116 Agi: 64 Int: 101 Diseased (29) Stupefied (6) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 51/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 981/1250 MP: 145/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 476/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (1) Mirror Sheen (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 41 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 785/1186 MP: 165/587 Str: 116 Agi: 64 Int: 101 Diseased (28) Stupefied (5) Sapped (1) Roughed Up (5) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 51/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 940/1250 MP: 166/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Shrunk (1) Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 476/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (1) Mirror Sheen (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 98 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 687/1186 MP: 165/587 Str: 116 Agi: 64 Int: 101 Diseased (28) Stupefied (5) Sapped (1) Roughed Up (5) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 74/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 940/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 476/700 MP: 21/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (1) Mirror Sheen (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw prepares to attack!
Battle!

Surlaw is gathering energy. Surlaw gains 116 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 687/1186 MP: 165/587 Str: 116 Agi: 64 Int: 101 Diseased (28) Stupefied (5) Sapped (1) Roughed Up (5) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 190/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 940/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 476/700 MP: 36/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (1) Mirror Sheen (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Bugsy is gathering energy. Bugsy gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 687/1186 MP: 185/587 Str: 116 Agi: 64 Int: 101 Diseased (28) Stupefied (5) Sapped (1) Roughed Up (5) Paralyzed (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 190/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 940/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 476/700 MP: 123/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 47 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 642/1186 MP: 129/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 101 Diseased (27) Stupefied (4) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 190/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 893/1250 MP: 142/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 476/700 MP: 123/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 94 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 548/1186 MP: 149/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 101 Diseased (27) Stupefied (4) Roughed Up (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 190/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 893/1250 MP: 90/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 476/700 MP: 123/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 236 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 503/1186 MP: 53/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 101 Diseased (26) Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 213/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 657/1250 MP: 90/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 476/700 MP: 123/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw steps forward.
Battle!

Surlaw laughs as it flings bricks!

Bugsy takes 87 damage!

Slimesworth takes 65 damage!

Bugsy takes 73 damage!

Bugsy takes 90 damage!

Slimesworth takes 74 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 503/1186 MP: 53/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 101 Diseased (26) Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 131/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 518/1250 MP: 90/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 138/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 60 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 443/1186 MP: 53/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Diseased (26) Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 131/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 518/1250 MP: 118/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 98/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Go!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 94 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 349/1186 MP: 71/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Diseased (26) Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 131/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 518/1250 MP: 66/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 98/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 69 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 304/1186 MP: 29/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Diseased (25) Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 154/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 449/1250 MP: 66/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Bugsy	Status HP: 226/700 MP: 98/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw is ready to fight!
Battle!