Battle #1438 (F): JamPai, Sur vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1438: James Paige, Surlaw vs Mugsy, Bugsy, Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 1186/1186 MP: 50/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 50/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First attacker is James Paige. Have at it!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Slimesworth. Slimesworth looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1186/1186 MP: 51/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 73/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw is just getting started!
Battle!

Surlaw is gathering energy. Surlaw gains 116 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1186/1186 MP: 51/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 189/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy steps forward.
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 23 damage! Bugsy starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1163/1186 MP: 51/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 189/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 71/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 105 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1163/1186 MP: 51/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 189/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Bugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1163/1186 MP: 82/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Sapped (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 189/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1163/1186 MP: 226/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 212/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw is our next attacker!
Battle!

Surlaw laughs as it flings bricks!

Mugsy looks completely unaffected!

Mugsy shakes off the attack!

Mugsy brushes off the attack and laughs!

Bugsy takes 81 damage!

Mugsy yawns.

James Paige	Status HP: 1163/1186 MP: 226/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 130/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 619/700 MP: 60/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (4) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Bugsy is up.
Battle!

Bugsy spews toxic goo all over James Paige! James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1163/1186 MP: 226/587 Str: 145 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (30) Sapped (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 130/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 197/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 619/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimesworth do next?
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens James Paige. CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 120 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1043/1186 MP: 226/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (30) Sapped (3) Roughed Up (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 130/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 101/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 619/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Slimesworth. Slimesworth gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1043/1186 MP: 257/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (30) Sapped (3) Roughed Up (7)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 130/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 619/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 49 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 998/1186 MP: 201/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (29) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 153/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1201/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 619/700 MP: 45/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Surlaw for the next attack!
Battle!

Surlaw focuses its energy and blasts Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 120 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 998/1186 MP: 201/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (29) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 110/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1081/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 619/700 MP: 60/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Go!
Battle!

Bugsy rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 65 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 933/1186 MP: 201/587 Str: 116 Agi: 64 Int: 156 Diseased (29) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 110/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1081/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 619/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy! Go!
Battle!

Mugsy is gathering energy. Mugsy gains 150 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 933/1186 MP: 201/587 Str: 116 Agi: 64 Int: 156 Diseased (29) Sapped (2) Roughed Up (6) Paralyzed (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 1316/1316 MP: 110/366 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1081/1250 MP: 197/600 Str: 105 Agi: 42 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 182/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 619/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Sapping (2) Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Show us your moves!
Battle!