Battle #1440 (F): JamPai, Unc vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 100 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 905/1186 MP: 190/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Roughed Up (6) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 153/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 884/1250 MP: 251/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 182/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 109/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 77 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 860/1186 MP: 148/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Roughed Up (5) Diseased (17)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 171/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 807/1250 MP: 251/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 182/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 109/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon! Go!
Battle!

Uncommon laughs as it flings bricks!

Bugsy takes 63 damage!

Slimesworth takes 50 damage!

Mugsy takes 84 damage!

Mugsy takes 69 damage!

Mugsy takes 62 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 860/1186 MP: 148/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Roughed Up (5) Diseased (17)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 89/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 757/1250 MP: 251/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 182/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 124/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 860/1186 MP: 148/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 101 Roughed Up (5) Diseased (17) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 89/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 757/1250 MP: 251/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 202/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 90/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Bugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 860/1186 MP: 148/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 101 Roughed Up (5) Diseased (17) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 89/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 757/1250 MP: 279/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 158/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 90/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 97 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 763/1186 MP: 166/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Roughed Up (5) Diseased (17) Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 89/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 757/1250 MP: 227/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3) Mirror Sheen (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 158/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 90/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Slimesworth and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 510 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 718/1186 MP: 19/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (16) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 107/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 247/1250 MP: 227/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3) Mirror Sheen (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 158/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 90/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon is ready to fight!
Battle!

Uncommon concentrates its energy and fires an intense beam at Slimesworth! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 185 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 718/1186 MP: 19/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (16) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 30/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 62/1250 MP: 227/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3) Mirror Sheen (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 158/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 105/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Bugsy bashes Uncommon over the head with the idiot stick. (Uncommon had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 157 damage! Uncommon loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 718/1186 MP: 19/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (16) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1063/1220 MP: 30/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 81 Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 62/1250 MP: 227/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3) Mirror Sheen (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 285/500 MP: 178/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Slimesworth. Slimesworth is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 718/1186 MP: 19/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (16) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1063/1220 MP: 30/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 81 Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 187/1250 MP: 255/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (3) Mirror Sheen (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 185/500 MP: 169/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth advances!
Battle!

Slimesworth shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 100 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 618/1186 MP: 37/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Roughed Up (4) Diseased (16) Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1063/1220 MP: 30/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 81 Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 187/1250 MP: 203/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Mirror Sheen (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 185/500 MP: 169/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 90 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 573/1186 MP: 127/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Roughed Up (3) Diseased (15) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1063/1220 MP: 46/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 81 Stupefied (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 187/1250 MP: 203/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Mirror Sheen (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 185/500 MP: 169/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon is just getting started!
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 81 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 573/1186 MP: 127/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 90 Roughed Up (3) Diseased (15) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1063/1220 MP: 127/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 81 Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 187/1250 MP: 203/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Mirror Sheen (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 185/500 MP: 169/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 80/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Bugsy is up.
Battle!

Bugsy bashes James Paige over the head with the idiot stick. (James Paige had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 156 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 417/1186 MP: 127/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 81 Roughed Up (3) Diseased (15) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1063/1220 MP: 127/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 81 Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 187/1250 MP: 203/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Mirror Sheen (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 185/500 MP: 189/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 40/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Slimesworth. Slimesworth is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 417/1186 MP: 127/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 81 Roughed Up (3) Diseased (15) Stupefied (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1063/1220 MP: 127/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 81 Stupefied (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 312/1250 MP: 231/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Mirror Sheen (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 85/500 MP: 180/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 637/700 MP: 40/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimesworth respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!