Battle #1440 (F): JamPai, Unc vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #1440: James Paige, Uncommon vs Mugsy, Bugsy, Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 1186/1186 MP: 50/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 50/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First up is James Paige. Combatants ready? Then fight!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1186/1186 MP: 237/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 50/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1186/1186 MP: 237/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 78/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1186/1186 MP: 237/587 Str: 150 Agi: 160 Int: 156
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 218/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1186/1186 MP: 237/587 Str: 145 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 218/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Slimesworth is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1186/1186 MP: 268/587 Str: 145 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 218/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 51 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1176/1186 MP: 224/587 Str: 145 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 246/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1199/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon rushes forward and stabs Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 19 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1176/1186 MP: 224/587 Str: 145 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 214/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1180/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 53/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Bugsy tells Uncommon an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Uncommon's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1176/1186 MP: 224/587 Str: 145 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 214/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1180/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 19/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Slimesworth. Slimesworth looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 1176/1186 MP: 224/587 Str: 145 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 214/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1180/1250 MP: 371/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (2) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 19/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth steps forward.
Battle!

Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a car drives by and flattens James Paige. CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 126 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1050/1186 MP: 255/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Roughed Up (7) Diseased (19)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 214/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1180/1250 MP: 275/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 19/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Slimesworth and stabs Slimesworth in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 174 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1005/1186 MP: 159/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Roughed Up (6) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 232/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (6)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1006/1250 MP: 275/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (1) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 19/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon prepares to attack!
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Slimesworth and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 122 damage! Slimesworth feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1005/1186 MP: 159/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Roughed Up (6) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 153/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 884/1250 MP: 275/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 34/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Bugsy is gathering energy. Bugsy gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1005/1186 MP: 159/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Roughed Up (6) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 153/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 884/1250 MP: 275/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 32/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 109/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Mugsy for the next attack!
Battle!

Mugsy is gathering energy. Mugsy gains 150 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1005/1186 MP: 159/587 Str: 116 Agi: 160 Int: 156 Roughed Up (6) Diseased (18)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon	Status HP: 1220/1220 MP: 153/313 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 91 Stupefied (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 884/1250 MP: 303/600 Str: 140 Agi: 56 Int: 140 Paralyzed (5) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 182/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 109/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!