Battle #1434 (F): Twi vs Slu

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #1434: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1628/1628 MP: 50/467 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer will strike first. Slime will spill! Go!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 284 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1344/1628 MP: 74/467 Str: 140 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 102 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1344/1628 MP: 88/467 Str: 280 Agi: 240 Int: 240 Doublesize (3) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 798/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 240 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1344/1628 MP: 328/467 Str: 280 Agi: 240 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 798/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1344/1628 MP: 376/467 Str: 280 Agi: 240 Int: 240 Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 783/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 820 damage! Sludgehammer collapses!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1344/1628 MP: 160/467 Str: 280 Agi: 240 Int: 240 Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Dope Bling

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 242 Slimebucks!