Battle #1428 (F): Twi vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1428: Twinconclusive vs Sir Goowain?

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1628/1628 MP: 50/467 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain gets the jump. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 56 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1572/1628 MP: 74/467 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1532/1628 MP: 69/467 Str: 160 Agi: 185 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 51 damage! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1492/1628 MP: 50/467 Str: 160 Agi: 185 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2199/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 122 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1370/1628 MP: 78/467 Str: 160 Agi: 185 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2134/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sir Goowain. CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 86 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sir Goowain starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1330/1628 MP: 44/467 Str: 320 Agi: 370 Int: 280 Doublesize (3) Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2048/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 112 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1218/1628 MP: 100/467 Str: 320 Agi: 370 Int: 280 Doublesize (3) Slime Loss (1) Power Aura (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2033/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 280 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1178/1628 MP: 380/467 Str: 320 Agi: 370 Int: 280 Doublesize (2) Power Aura (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2033/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 49 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1129/1628 MP: 436/467 Str: 320 Agi: 370 Int: 280 Doublesize (2) Slime Loss (4) Power Aura (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2018/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Twinconclusive for the next attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 266 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1089/1628 MP: 340/467 Str: 320 Agi: 370 Int: 280 Doublesize (1) Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1752/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 126 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 963/1628 MP: 396/467 Str: 320 Agi: 370 Int: 280 Doublesize (1) Slime Loss (3) Power Aura (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1737/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 81 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 923/1628 MP: 354/467 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1656/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive! FUMBLE!

Twinconclusive takes 39 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 884/1628 MP: 354/467 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1641/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 116 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 768/1628 MP: 378/467 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1576/2250 MP: 56/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 613 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 728/1628 MP: 231/467 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 963/2250 MP: 97/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Slow Leak (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!