Battle #1418 (F): Best starter?

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1418: Twinconclusive vs Sludgehammer?

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 50/465 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer will strike first. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Twinconclusive with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 648 damage! Twinconclusive drops its guard!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 974/1622 MP: 74/465 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 166 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 974/1622 MP: 54/465 Str: 140 Agi: 165 Int: 120 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 734/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive steps forward.
Battle!

Twinconclusive casts a spell on slimeself. Twinconclusive looks quicker!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 974/1622 MP: 36/465 Str: 112 Agi: 247 Int: 96 Agi Focus (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 734/900 MP: 24/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 974/1622 MP: 55/465 Str: 112 Agi: 247 Int: 96 Agi Focus (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 734/900 MP: 124/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 139 damage! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 974/1622 MP: 21/465 Str: 112 Agi: 247 Int: 96 Agi Focus (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 595/900 MP: 144/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Slow Leak (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 205 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 769/1622 MP: 40/465 Str: 112 Agi: 247 Int: 96 Agi Focus (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 580/900 MP: 78/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive fuses with Sludgehammer. CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 140 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! Sludgehammer starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 769/1622 MP: 6/465 Str: 224 Agi: 494 Int: 192 Agi Focus (3) Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 440/900 MP: 98/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Slow Leak (7)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 189 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 580/1622 MP: 44/465 Str: 224 Agi: 494 Int: 192 Agi Focus (3) Doublesize (3)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 425/900 MP: 32/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive is just getting started!
Battle!

Twinconclusive springs high into the air, then crashdives into Sludgehammer!

Sludgehammer takes 170 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 580/1622 MP: 4/465 Str: 224 Agi: 494 Int: 192 Agi Focus (2) Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 255/900 MP: 52/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Slow Leak (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Sludgehammer.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 580/1622 MP: 42/465 Str: 224 Agi: 494 Int: 192 Agi Focus (2) Doublesize (2)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 240/900 MP: 152/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Slow Leak (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive launches into the sky, then dives into Sludgehammer at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 592 damage! Twinconclusive is slammed by the force of its own attack! Sludgehammer cries out in defeat!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 530/1622 MP: 2/465 Str: 224 Agi: 494 Int: 192 Agi Focus (1) Doublesize (1)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 121 Slimebucks!