Battle #1404 (F): Brain Surgeon's Delight

Sir Goowain divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot GOLEM from both sides! FUMBLE!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 10 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 349/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Looking Sharp (5) Shield (1) Mirror Sheen (3)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 32/500 MP: 117/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1533/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 71 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 309/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Looking Sharp (4) Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 32/500 MP: 132/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1462/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive is covered with a metallic sheen.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 309/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Looking Sharp (4) Shield (6) Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1462/2250 MP: 110/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is vanquished! Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 42 damage! Twinconclusive's magical barrier blocks the attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1580/1622 MP: 333/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Looking Sharp (4) Shield (6) Mirror Sheen (2)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1452/2250 MP: 57/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive laughs as it flings bricks!

Sir Goowain takes 54 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 75 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1580/1622 MP: 251/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Looking Sharp (3) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1323/2250 MP: 89/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain grievously wounds Twinconclusive! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 157 damage! Twinconclusive bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1423/1622 MP: 275/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Looking Sharp (3) Slime Loss (7) Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (1)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1313/2250 MP: 36/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (23)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is our next attacker!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 38 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1383/1622 MP: 256/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Looking Sharp (2) Slime Loss (6) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1275/2250 MP: 68/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (23)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 104 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1279/1622 MP: 280/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Looking Sharp (2) Slime Loss (6) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1265/2250 MP: 33/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (22)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive rushes forward and stabs Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 26 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1239/1622 MP: 248/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Looking Sharp (1) Slime Loss (5) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1239/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (22)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 89 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1150/1622 MP: 272/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Looking Sharp (1) Slime Loss (5) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1229/2250 MP: 30/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (21)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Twinconclusive deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 235 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1110/1622 MP: 240/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (4) Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 994/2250 MP: 62/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (21)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 115 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 995/1622 MP: 264/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (4) Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 984/2250 MP: 27/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive runs up and pokes Sir Goowain in the face.

Sir Goowain brushes off the attack and laughs!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 955/1622 MP: 252/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (3) Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 984/2250 MP: 59/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 120 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 835/1622 MP: 276/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (3) Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 974/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 163 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 48 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 795/1622 MP: 256/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 926/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 163 Diseased (19) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!