Battle #1404 (F): Brain Surgeon's Delight

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1404: Twinconclusive, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 365/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. And... go!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 56 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 365/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 444/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive advances!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 50 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 325/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 444/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 325/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 404/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is covered with a metallic sheen.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 325/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 404/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 64/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 99 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 349/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 305/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2150/2250 MP: 29/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Twinconclusive bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 141 damage!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 309/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 43/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 305/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (6) Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2009/2250 MP: 29/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 28 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 309/365 Str: 84 Agi: 120 Int: 120
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 58/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 265/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1981/2250 MP: 29/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Sapped (4) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Twinconclusive. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 309/365 Str: 104 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 265/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (5) Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1981/2250 MP: 55/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Sapped (4) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 96 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 337/365 Str: 104 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 169/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (5) Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1931/2250 MP: 8/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Sapped (3) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick. FUMBLE!

Twinconclusive grimaces. The attack did nothing!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 297/365 Str: 104 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 169/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (5) Slime Loss (2) Sapping (4) Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1931/2250 MP: 8/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Sapped (3) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 117 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 297/365 Str: 104 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 129/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (4) Slime Loss (1) Sapping (3) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1814/2250 MP: 8/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Sapped (3) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto Twinconclusive. Twinconclusive is covered with a metallic sheen.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 325/365 Str: 104 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (6) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 129/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (4) Slime Loss (1) Sapping (3) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1814/2250 MP: 8/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Sapped (3) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 65 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 285/365 Str: 104 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (5) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 22/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 129/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (4) Slime Loss (1) Sapping (3) Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1749/2250 MP: 8/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 123 Sapped (3) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 95 MP!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 285/365 Str: 104 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Shield (5) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Wizard Robe

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 41/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 89/500 MP: 139/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Shield (3) Sapping (2) Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1749/2250 MP: 8/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 123 Sapped (3) Stupefied (4) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!