Battle #1398 (F): JamPai vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #1398: James Paige vs Sludgehammer?

James Paige	Status HP: 1152/1152 MP: 50/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer will strike first. Come out fighting!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 327 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 825/1152 MP: 75/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 4/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 825/1152 MP: 45/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 19/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Sludgehammer respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 825/1152 MP: 70/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 94/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 126 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 825/1152 MP: 196/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 109/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 194 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 631/1152 MP: 221/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 43/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 337 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 631/1152 MP: 125/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 563/900 MP: 58/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 631/1152 MP: 150/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 563/900 MP: 133/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 129 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 631/1152 MP: 108/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 434/900 MP: 148/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 218 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 413/1152 MP: 133/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 434/900 MP: 82/333 Str: 200 Agi: 194 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige creeps up behind Sludgehammer and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 811 damage! Sludgehammer collapses!

James Paige	Status HP: 413/1152 MP: 91/568 Str: 150 Agi: 145 Int: 126
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 128 Slimebucks!