Battle #1378 (F): I'll still win james! I'll still win!

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #1378: Spoonweaver vs Slimebot GOLEM, James Paige, Slimebot CUSTOM!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1665/1665 MP: 380/380 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1133/1133 MP: 50/558 Str: 150 Agi: 125 Int: 106
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

First attacker is James Paige. Ready? Fight!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1665/1665 MP: 380/380 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1133/1133 MP: 57/558 Str: 150 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Meditation (10)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Spoonweaver is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Spoonweaver tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 60 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1665/1665 MP: 322/380 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1073/1133 MP: 57/558 Str: 150 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 51/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot CUSTOM's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1665/1665 MP: 322/380 Str: 78 Agi: 112 Int: 122
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1073/1133 MP: 57/558 Str: 150 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 61/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot CUSTOM! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Spoonweaver. Spoonweaver becomes violently ill!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1665/1665 MP: 322/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (20)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1073/1133 MP: 88/558 Str: 150 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Meditation (10) Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 156 MP!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1665/1665 MP: 346/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (20)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1033/1133 MP: 244/558 Str: 150 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Meditation (9) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Spoonweaver! Go!
Battle!

Spoonweaver lets out a stinking cloud. Excuse me! James Paige becomes ill. Slimebot CUSTOM becomes ill. Slimebot GOLEM becomes ill.

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1655/1665 MP: 288/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (19)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1033/1133 MP: 244/558 Str: 140 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Malaise (4) Meditation (9) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 34/150 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Malaise (4) Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to James Paige. James Paige gets an energy boost!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1655/1665 MP: 288/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (19)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1033/1133 MP: 319/558 Str: 140 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Malaise (4) Meditation (9) Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 44/150 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Malaise (4) Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

What will Slimebot CUSTOM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover James Paige's body!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1655/1665 MP: 288/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (19)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1033/1133 MP: 350/558 Str: 140 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Malaise (4) Meditation (9) Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 383/400 MP: 18/150 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Malaise (3) Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige deftly slips behind Spoonweaver and stabs Spoonweaver in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 313 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1342/1665 MP: 312/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (19)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 968/1133 MP: 254/558 Str: 140 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Malaise (3) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 383/400 MP: 18/150 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Malaise (3) Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 20/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

All eyes are on Spoonweaver for the next attack!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls into a ball and barrels towards James Paige! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 15 damage!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 16 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM simply laughs at the attempt!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1332/1665 MP: 264/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (18)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 953/1133 MP: 254/558 Str: 140 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Malaise (3) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 367/400 MP: 18/150 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Malaise (3) Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 35/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to James Paige. James Paige is healed!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1332/1665 MP: 264/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (18)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1078/1133 MP: 254/558 Str: 140 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Malaise (3) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 367/400 MP: 28/150 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Malaise (3) Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 350/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

What will Slimebot CUSTOM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM fires a sharp needle at Spoonweaver.

Spoonweaver takes 24 damage! Spoonweaver starts leaking ooze!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1308/1665 MP: 264/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (18) Slow Leak (3)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1078/1133 MP: 285/558 Str: 140 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Malaise (3) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 350/400 MP: 10/150 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Malaise (2) Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 350/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Spoonweaver in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Spoonweaver takes 92 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1216/1665 MP: 288/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (18) Slow Leak (3)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 1013/1133 MP: 243/558 Str: 140 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Malaise (2) Meditation (7) Slime Loss (1) Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 350/400 MP: 10/150 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Malaise (2) Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 350/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Spoonweaver advances!
Battle!

Spoonweaver rolls into a ball and barrels towards James Paige!

James Paige takes 67 damage!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 53 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 46 damage!

Spoonweaver	Status HP: 1191/1665 MP: 240/380 Str: 73 Agi: 112 Int: 122 Diseased (17) Slow Leak (2)
Dispel Spray Wizard Robe

James Paige	Status HP: 946/1133 MP: 243/558 Str: 140 Agi: 125 Int: 156 Malaise (2) Meditation (7) Slime Loss (1) Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 297/400 MP: 10/150 Str: 40 Agi: 50 Int: 50 Malaise (2) Regeneration (∞) Looking Sharp (2)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 304/500 MP: 41/250 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot GOLEM is our next attacker!
Battle!