Battle #1372 (F): Unc, SliTRI vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #1372: Uncommon, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1198/1198 MP: 50/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to Sir Goowain. Have at it!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 63 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1198/1198 MP: 78/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 437/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon advances!
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 140 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1198/1198 MP: 218/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 437/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 35 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1198/1198 MP: 246/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 397/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2215/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon rushes forward and stabs Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 30 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1198/1198 MP: 214/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 397/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2185/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain.

Uncommon	Status HP: 1198/1198 MP: 214/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 357/500 MP: 9/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2185/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 259 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1198/1198 MP: 242/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 98/500 MP: 9/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2135/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon steps forward.
Battle!

Uncommon rushes forward and stabs Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 33 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1198/1198 MP: 210/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 98/500 MP: 24/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2102/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1198/1198 MP: 210/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 58/500 MP: 99/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2102/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 117 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER falls!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1198/1198 MP: 210/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2102/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 71 damage! Uncommon bleeds slime!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1127/1198 MP: 238/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2102/2250 MP: 38/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Uncommon is up.
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 210 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1087/1198 MP: 142/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1892/2250 MP: 79/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Uncommon!

Uncommon takes 123 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 964/1198 MP: 170/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1892/2250 MP: 44/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 77 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 924/1198 MP: 128/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1815/2250 MP: 85/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Uncommon at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 341 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Uncommon	Status HP: 583/1198 MP: 156/305 Str: 145 Agi: 130 Int: 140 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1765/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Uncommon is up.
Battle!